1648. As he lay on his deathbed George weakly said, "Sara, I want
you to know before I die that we have some unpaid loans: my
tailor owes me $200, and our butcher owes me $50, and Klein
next door owes me $300."
His wife turned to the children and said, "What a wonderful man
your father is. Even when he's dying he cares about and takes
care of his family's needs."
The old man continued, "And, Sara, I want you to also know that
I owe the landlord a hundred dollars."
To which his wife cried, "Oh dear, now he's getting delirious!"

3012. I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.

1686. The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the
rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The
lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher
agreed to take half of what he was asking.

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