Come in, Bratishka or Sestrenka!
Have some
chai (tea)!
Some of us may prefer
chifir
(very very strong tea),
but don't try it the first time.
The strongest drink you can find here is called
samogon
(self-distilled vodka). Grab some
ogurzy (pickles)
to get rid of the after-taste we always
have plenty of
kartoshka
(potatoes).
It's even better
with 
sosiski
(franks)
Now sit down on the
kovrik (carpet)
and enjoy the view in
okoshko (window)
until the
indeika (turkey)
is ready.
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